Tuesday, October 12, 2021

DC comics turn Superman Bi-Sexual

The Rea-Woke-ned Thoo-perman


Purely for the sake of being woke, DC Comics will soon unleash, straight out of the closet, a newly bi- sexual Superman. Undoubtedly he will join a recently camped up Robin in the fight against bad guys, villains and reprobates. Only this time, where Clarke Kent once "marched" under the flag of Truth and Justice, Thoo-perman will now ponce mincingly ( and unconvincingly ) beneath the Rainbow Flag ....

My childhood just went *POOF*.

Further recommended reading New Zealand Herald: New Superman revealed as bisexual, DC Comics reveal